Urine Update

I'm sure you are all DYING to hear the update on the urine incident, so here we go. I called the General Manager of the hotel and explained the situation, and she said that she would check with the cleaning ladies and the other manager that was the actual creditcardchargeridiot and then she would get back to me. After much waiting, I spoke to her again. She said that both accounts from the cleaner and the moron contained strong confidence that it was, in fact, that particular Saturday morning after I left that they checked the room and it was covered in urine. She embellished a bit saying that it was all over the mattress and the floor which made it necessary to replace the matress and clean the area. I told her once again that um... I DID NOT urinate in that room. She asked if I had pets, I said no. She asked what I was doing in Washington, and I told her I was interviewing for physical therapy school. After talking for a bit she realized that no, I am not a person that would have peed all over a hotel room. She said she would take the charge off and all is well. Then she started to make small talk to me about how they have had bad luck with that room recently. "Yeah, about a week after you were here we had an older woman that was sick and she left the room VERY messy- we have had some bad luck in that room." .... Oh. Well that makes me want to stay in your hotel again. Anywho, all should be okay now. I am going to try my darndest from now on to not stay in hotels. Vile, retched hotels.