SERIOUSLY?

So this morning at work I thought I would go through my bank accounts to check all the charges to my cards.... I was stunned to see that my credit card had a $100 charge that I didn't know about. Turns out that the Travelodge in Spokane, WA charged my card for some reason. I checked and found that they had already charged me for the room that I stayed in a few weeks ago for my physical therapy interview, so what is this?? I called the hotel and asked "what the crapizzle?" and they told me that I had been charged for damages to the room. Ummm.... okay.... all I did was sleep and leave, so I don't see what kind of damages I could have done- what were the damages?? Urine. Yes, they are charging me for "urinating on the carpet". Really? I don't remember thinking the floor was a urinal. But the thought that there may have been a large urine stain somewhere on the floor is pretty comforting to me right now. The person that I talked to could not do anything about it, so I have to wait until 10a.m. to talk to their manager. I am so annoyed. My confidence in hotels was shakey before, but now I have none. Hotels disgust me. You have no idea what people have done in them (and you have a pretty good idea, too, which is also not comforting). I have a horrid story that I could tell concerning the amenity inn here in Provo that was related to me from a police officer here at work. If enough of you request this vile story, I will tell it. Otherwise, I will keep it in that back room in my mind that stores disgusting things that you would like to forget. I give you a money back guarantee that it will make you think twice about staying in a hotel, ESPECIALLY a low-priced one.