For the majority of my life I have had the notion that Mcdonalds=pretty nasty food. They have, however, introduced menu items that have delivered joy to both Tiffanie and I. Their parfait, for example, is quite delicious. The cinnamon rolls for breakfast time are also a treat. And one little trick that I have figured out has given me buckets of enjoyment. Whenever I go I get a double cheeseburger from the dollar menu, but I ask for no pickles and onions. I then ask to have lettuce and big mac sauce added. It is a delicious sandwich. Tastes like a big mac, there is one extra piece of cheese, and it is only a dollar. Tiffanie and I got out of the Salt Lake temple yesterday at 8p.m. only to realize that we were EXTREMELY hungry. We hadn't had dinner yet, so we decided to go to the first place available for food. It happened to be mcdonalds. I decided to get two of my *special* double cheese's, and I hoped for that picture perfect burger that they show on the menu, but alas, as I opened my paper wrapping I found the appearance of a barf-diarrhea explosion not known to man. BOTH burgers looked that way. Do you make burgers like that? Is that the way you are trained at Mcdonalds? I think that is why all mcdonalds now use an automatic drink filling machine. With employees that incompetent how could you afford NOT to go automated?
Instead of "We love to see you smile" maybe they should have the catchphrase "We hope you vomit bile" or "Enjoy the runs for a while"... or something.
Of course I'm not holding a burger and posing for a photo while driving on the freeway.
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I promise! I opened the thing and it looked like what is in his hand. It was amazing- I have never seen anything like it. HOW do you completely miss the bun?
Perhaps the employees are only trained to make one type of burger and you asked the cheeseburger guy to make a big-mac. Big mistake.
Zak you make me laugh. Seriously, have you noticed some of the fast food workers these days? I think many are borderline retarded. Or they don't speak a lick of English. It's a little frightening. Maybe I'm wrong and they were just in a really big hurry to get your delicious hamburger out to you.
Those cinnamon rolls are the bomb!
I can't get over the fact that you ordered 2 double cheese burgers. For yourself??? Sick. Jed came home the other day, a little down and told me that he had 2 Double cheese burgers, a large fry, 2 apple pies and a large DIET coke for lunch. I threw up a little at the thought. He said, "Jaime, the apple pies are baked not fried." McDonalds= gag me with a spoon.
Wow - Scary! If the burger is that messy when they serve it - I wonder what the kitchen is like??? I've given up on Wendy's - their salads are yucky these days and the employees don't understand the difference between real coke and diet coke. SO ANNOYING! You really need to quit eating hamburgers. Good motherly advice!
You need to try and keep your arteries open while you're young. McDonald's just ain't going to do it! Were the burgers all grossed out? I thought they had a patty, not a poo burger. I think fast food is just not where it's happening. Like Mandi says, the employees are definitely bottom of the food chain.
I want to puke now. I always wonder if the people assembling the food wash their hands before working with the food. BARF!
wow, people are mad that you ate at mcdonalds. it does look sick. was it?
Yuck!!!! McDonalds = yucky! I have always believed this, now you have confirmed! Thanks!
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