Im sorry. I apoligize. I am horrible. This is Tiffanie and I in our well-deserved costumes which we received at Grandma's white elephant extravaganza. Noting that we brought the stale plate of chocolate cookies and the shoe box containing a fudge-covered granola bar with peanut-buttered toilet paper, we definately deserved $40 dollar costumes and a nice pumkin glass jar full of yummy chocolate treats. Oh, and did I mention that Grandma's house is ENTIRELY too small for the family??? Being cramped like that makes for some awkward closeness to people that I don't see that often. I think some space would allow for more comfortable conversations... Why don't we have it at our house mom? I think that would be the most accommodating for everybody... except dad, of course. Sorry dad. I will attempt to be a bit more conscientious with my blogging. I know that you are all hungry for some information on my life, so there will be some more effort on my part. . . or I will continue eating mini-pizzas and corndogs instead of blogging... either way.
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P.S. I have no idea what is in my hand.... it looks semi-nasty, but I think it was a cookie..
Ug. New Rule: I am the only one allowed to put dorky pictures of myself on the internet. You can see my awesomely strange bendy arm really well.
You are two hotties for sure. Pretty cool costumes - you know Grandma spent $80 on those!! hahaha. Grandma's halloween party was very crowded!! It was fun though.
mini-pizzas and corndogs...no wonder you're such a fattie. you guys are total nerds in those costumes. HA! i didn't even notice your strange bendy arm Tiffanie. I'll have to look closer. grandma's house is WAY too small for that party! at least it's not at our house--that would be bad.
I like those costumes better than the handmade Fred and Wilma clothes, but for being hand made, they were pretty cool. Nothing compares to the $5.00 shark sweatshirt.
I agree that Grandma's house is too little, but I say we just go with our own party now instead of moving it to the Rasmussen's house. I hate chaos, but it really gets hard when it's at your house and it's chaos.
Come on buck up dadrand - what's the point of having a large nice family room if we don't share? I do like the idea of having just our immediate family for a Halloween Party - then we could meet the larger family at a corn maze or something like that to enjoy all the costumes. Any other ideas?
Good idea grandma.
Is Miss Bendy Arm your main squeeze? Get it? Main squeeze? Get it? Get it? Did you get it? (I'm kidding about the bendy arm, Tiffany. I never noticed.)
Well, Zak. That's all I got. Now stop eating.
"there will be some more effort on my part..."
REALLY. WILL THERE.
SO not hot.
BOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGG
BOOOOOOOOOOO
Boo! Boo!
Smithers...are they booing me?
Uh, no, they're saying "Boo-urns! Boo-urns!"
Are you saying "boo" or "Boo-urns"?
Boo! Boo!
....I was saying "Boo-urns"...
Hey guys! I'm just too busy to blog (I have so many boyfriends - I can't keep them straight! tee-hee - don't tell on me! It's a secret!)
Besides all my man adventures, I've been working on my new company called Zak!Designs!!! Don't you love the name?! I wanted to add a couple more exclamation points, because you know how excited I get!!! But Steve (boyfriend #3) convinced me it's better with just one. He's so butch! He's definitely the man in our relationship!! lol Anyways, check me out! I don't mean my perfect butt, sillies! I mean check me out at zak.com! I love design soooo much! (And men, but you already knew that!! LOL LOL LOL :) LOL) Have the best day ever!!!!!!!
creeperoo. has zak seen this yet?
That WAS creepy. I apologize. I just reeeaaally want you to do a new post. Love you Zak.
heehee. that was great. amen zak. no more video tuesday for you! okay, i guess you can participate, hey. i am a byu'er also, and i still find time to blog...kind of. well. um. it may not be effective. like there is about 10 other things i could do right now. crap. great post mandi. duh heidi. your slow...
WHAAAAT??? ZAK?? So I'm boyfriend #3, huh. (wiping tears) That's all I mean to you after all the plans we've made for our future together? (sob, sob) What about our dreams....the cottage on the coast, the rainbow picket fence, the ecru on bisque living room, the pitter-patter of our adorable litter of labradoodles... That means NOTHING to you???!!! AAAHHAWWAAAAAAAA WHHHYYYYYYYY ZAAAAAAAKK WHHYYYYYYYYYYY???????
Ohhhh Steveee, ohhhhh my little pumpkin face, don't cry....of course you're my one and only. I was just making a silly little joke... You are definitely the ONLY one for me...*wink*! Let's put all this craziness behind us and snuggle up by the fire with a yummy cup of hot cocoa. K my little Stevee weevee?
shush up ryan.
Time to update and QUICK. I'm getting bored with this same post. Zack...it's great that you are coming out of the closet. Congrats!
Thanks Chrissy-cris-cris! I'm loving life and feeling free to be me!!!
¿Usted está enamorado de STEVE?
¡Usted es mío! ¡Yo no permitiré esto!
¡Yo los mataré!
Hey! No spanish for the only lamo in the fam who can't speak it... although I think I got the drift.
Ya- no fair on the Spanish - don't dad and I count on the lame-o's? This whole Zak affair is quite disturbing. Would you please update before your siblings shame you any further?
Oh ya - I forget you guys are lame too.
I'll translate:
You're in love with Steve? You are mine! I will not allow it! I will kill you both!
Who knew Ricardo was so abusive? Sounds serious, Zak...
Zak, Ricardo is dangerous. You know you don't stand a chance with Jermaine. Just give in...you know Ricardo is the only real choice.
I don't know...Steve's pretty hot.
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