Here's a brief look at what your little Zachery is doing over the summer- "Hello, my name is Zak and I am a route manager with Terminix...." How could any of you possibly resist buying pest control from this kid??? I mean seriously.
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Wow! I almost didn't recognize you! You look so... responsible... and grown up.... and salesmanish. Sell! Sell! Sell! Good luck!
What a hottie! You're going to make so much money!
You look too cute, Zak! That sounds like so much fun out there killing bugs... Do you like Chicago?
Hey Zak! Good luck out there. I would buy if you came to my door since you are so nice. My mom is a big sucker when it comes to RM's selling things door to door. She's funny like that. Looks like a cool place you have there!
Do you mean, "Hi, my name is Zak. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes.'"
Zak, you look better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt...you can't compete with that stuff.
(I looked up those Moe quotes just for you!)
You do look really good Zak. Like the guy in the commercial! I predict mucho dinero in your future.
Irresistible. Seriously.
What was it the Mexicano's called you? Translated "Little white cute guy" - I predict the same thing will happen in Chicago. Maybe you ought to stake out the black neighborhoods so you can really stand out. NO NO - I don't like that idea - I say stick with the Marcia Mitton types who can't say no to the handsome clean cut return missionaries. I think I would even buy terminex from you - and you know that I'm a hard sale from any door to door salesman. At least you don't look like the big head salesman on Peewee's Playhouse.
S A L E S M A N ! ! Stay super motivated for all that cool green cash. You'll do great!
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